Thursday, January 23, 2014

Your Future Husband

Your Future Husband
will be a Spanish bull fighter, and how he can throw the bull.  The ladies will all love him.  You will not have any trouble with blondes, but watch out for those black eyed senoritas, the kind who shake a wicked hip.  Should his love grow cold, throw a few more red peppers in his cili con carne, and he will show a lot more hot-cha-cha.  Your home will be blessed with five little fire eaters.

unused reproduction postcard printed in 1988

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So your hubby will be a Spanish bull fighter, but apparently your kids will be Made in U.S.A.

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